Halloween Candy Tier List
I want to preface this by saying that every candy is the best, and this is purely for comedic purposes. I would give them all S tier if I could, but that wouldn’t make a very good article.
Skittles – D tier, these taste like candy-coated rocks.
M&M – B tier, at the rate M&Ms are going they’re going to run out of things to put in them. Upcoming: dirt-filled M&Ms.
Kit Kats – S tier, you put a wafer in anything and I’ll eat it.
Reese’s – B tier – I wish they sold the peanut butter on these in jars.
Whoppers – D-tier, I just wish they weren’t full of dust.
Twix – C tier, you always have too many and have to throw some away.
Hershey’s – D tier, you have been socially conditioned to like these. They are not good.
Sour Patch Kids – F tier, these make my teeth hurt.
Candy Corn – A tier, my school used to put THREE candy corn in a dish in front of you and make you wait forty-five minutes to eat them. This gave me candy corn trauma. Still, underrated.
Twizzlers – F tier, when these get too old they start to shatter and harden.
Hershey’s Kisses – D tier, somehow waxier than the bar.
Milk Duds – B tier, these things have pulled out like eight of my teeth.
Gummy Bears – D tier, it’s a miracle Haribo are the most popular because they are the worst ones.
Almond Joy – A tier, tastes like coconut. That’s it.
