S-tier – Original Captain Crunch, people who say it destroys the roof of your mouth just don’t know how to chew.

S-tier – Corn Pops, do not taste like corn, but maybe that’s good.

S-tier – Golden Crisp, just Corn Nuts marketed as a cereal.

S- tier – Honey Combs, I wish these came with real bees.

A-tier – Apple Jacks, I have nothing to say but appletastic.

A-tier – Cheerios, proof that even the most boring things can be good.

B-tier – Cocoa Puffs, I once threw up after eating three bowls of these. Worth it.

B-tier – Corn Flakes, I love this sawdusty cereal.

B-tier – Fruit Loops, they don’t taste like fruit but they still taste good.

C-tier – Chocolate Cheerios, these taste more like dirt than chocolate.

C-tier – Count Chocula, if they didn’t have that goody vampire to market these they’d be F-tier.

C-tier – Cocoa Pebbles, a pretty good cereal but I still wonder whose bright idea it was to name a cereal after rocks.

C-tier – Fruity Pebbles, soggy the second it touches milk.

C-tier – Raisin Bran, I feel it would be more appropriate to name this after pebbles than the last two.

C-tier – Trix, just rebranded captain crunch berries.

D-tier- Boo Berries, they only sell these near Halloween because they don’t want you to suffer year-round.

D-tier – Captain Crunch All Berries, just eat Trix at this point.

D-tier – Honey Bunches of Oats, just really grainy Corn Flakes. I feel like these are just the messed up Corn Flakes that they need to get rid of.

F-tier – Captain Crunch, but only those crunchy things. Mr. Crunch, please stop isolating ingredients in your cereal, nobody else does that. You don’t see Franz selling “Bread! Now with only flour!”

F-tier – Cinnamon Toast Crunch, admit it, you only eat this to drink the milk in the end.

F-tier – Rice Krispies, naming them Rice Krispies is clickbait. Where’s the marshmallow?

F-tier – Frankenberry, these taste like plain Pink Dye.

F-tier – Chips Ahoy, these are a Fun Size bagged cookie, not cereal.

F-tier – Chex Mix, if you’re putting something in trail mix and in milk, maybe you should consider where it belongs.